Another Letter to Spam Bot

May 7, 2014 by

Dear Spam Bot,

Didn’t I tell you to leave me alone? Didn’t I tell you my spam block would catch you? Didn’t I tell you’d might as well wear neon hats that say “Im spammin yur blog”?

Yet despite my first letter you still tried to get these past me:

 

ray ban outlet…

In one the King will be laid to rest in a vast granite sarcophagus along with unimaginable riches…

Really? You’re burying a king in an outlet?

Dear Sirs,I checked your new stuff named “Review: Alex Flinn’s Towering | Hannah C Brown” on a regular basis. Your story-telling style is bravo, keep doing what you`re doing!

You read one review on a daily basis?

What’s cooler gambling than being cool?

?

The issue is an issue that not enough men and women are speaking intelligently about.

I’m glad you found my ranting to a thesaurus intelligent.

In other words, you chose to develop loving feelings for your wife,

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

There’s no limit on which account you want likes and Followers for. And here’s the best part, we don’t deliver thousands of fake fans overnight. We get them to you naturally, by the hour, you will get naturally organic looking fans on social media.

Organic looking? Sounds fake to me.

 

Spam block is not amused, so please take your bad grammar and random links elsewhere before someone catches a virus, geesh.

From, Hannah

 

P.S. Quit lying and telling me that you subscribed to my blog. Anyone who checks their email could tell you didn’t so…

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