Letter to Spam Bot

Mar 27, 2013 by

Dear Spam Bot,

There you go creeping up on people’s blogs with your comments that have nothing to do with the post and your completely irrelevant links. Can’t you at least find blogs that would be more appropriate for the links? Or try to say something useful? How stupid do you think we are? Do you not realize our spam blockers can see you coming from a mile away?

For example you said this in reply to my post about a You Tube channel:

Can I just say what a relief to discover someone who truly knows what theyre talking about online. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it valuable. More individuals must read this and realize this side of the story. I cant think youre not more common since you surely have the gift.

“Bring an issue to light?” “This side of the story?” It’s a You Tube channel!

And then there are the times when you seriously need to learn proper grammar:

I discovered your blog internet site on google and check several of your early posts. Continue to maintain up the very fine operate. I just further up your RSS feed to my MSN News Reader. Seeking forward to reading additional from you later on!

And then there are the times when I can’t even figure out what you’re trying to say, like these two:

Aw, this was a seriously nice post. In thought I would like to put in writing like this in addition – taking time and actual effort to create a rather good article?- but what can I say?- I procrastinate alot and by no means appear to get something performed.

 

You will find certainly lots of details like that to take into consideration. That is an awesome point to bring up. I present the thoughts above as general inspiration but clearly you’ll find questions like the 1 you bring up exactly where by far the most valuable thing will be working in honest superior faith. I don?t know if most beneficial practices have emerged around items like that, but I am positive that your job is clearly identified as a fair game. Both boys and girls really feel the impact of just a moment’s pleasure, for the rest of their lives.

?

And the time you replied to my Red Riding Hood Highlight with a short essay on iPhones….

Seriously, your comments are so obvious they might as well just say “Hi, I’m spam.” But what I really want to know is: what does cheap NFL jerseys have to do with music?

Love, Hannah

P.S. If you spam this post I might just hurl something.

Related Posts

Share This

2 Comments

  1. LOL! I am laughing this post awesome the great words! This is not spam, but check out the gold watches onm this place:www.cheaperstwatchesthatrgolds…

    I don’t know how many of these I’ve seen over the years. I even see them on blogs where the blogger didn’t even catch that it was spam! Amazing!

    rteallyt..this not spam!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*